November 2012
1 post
October 2012
6 posts
July 2012
19 posts
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
June 2012
14 posts
May 2012
163 posts
